Ruin a Wish Network (Forum Game)

[Clayton Hisel]

Its simple, ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make your own wish.

person 1: I wish for a car

person 2: you get the car, but you dont have any tires. I wish for a computer.

person 3: you get the computer, but its older than you are. I wish for a dog.

get it?

I wish for a million dollars!

[Kevin]

You get your 1 million dollars but it is monopoly money!

I wish there were more members on this site so this game would last a lot longer!

[Clayton Hisel]

You get more members, but then the game never ends, your stuck here for an eternity playing.

I wish for french-horn players in the band!

[Kevin]

You get your French-horn players, but they are actually trumpet players who were born in France. (get it?)
I wish that last joke was actually funny.

[Clayton Hisel]

(witty, really.) =)
it becomes funny, but then we all die laughing.

I wish a dog. =)

[Olivia Vernon]

you get the dog, but it has no tail, is missing a leg, is blind, and about to die of kanine luekeimia. (and its name is lucky)

I wish we got new flags

[Band's Van Man]

you get the flags but only (2).... and you can't have the poles. sorry.....now who flys the flags.....

i wish we had good (new) van.....any givers?

[Clayton Hisel]

You get the van, unfortunately, its only big enough to fit the drum major podium in.

I wish for more alto saxophone players next year.

(lol, lucky, I love that) =)

[MommyMac]

you get more alto sax players but there are no more flutes or piccolo's and WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT THOSE FLUTES AND PICCOLO'S HUH HUH???!!!
I wish I had obedient children.

[Clayton Hisel]

we'd have some of those awesome alto's step in. =) lol

you get your obediant children, they're so obediant, when you say "go tkae a long walk of a short peir" they do it.
and catch the flu two days later. =)

I erwin was a AA band.

[Olivia Vernon]

Erwin is a 2A band, but right before competition we get knocked down to 1A cuz we lose a snare drummer and a couple other people (oh wait that happened)

I wish erwin had a football team that never lost

[Kevin]

Erwin becomes unbeatable, but they become so good they start recruiting superstars from everywhere and have to turn the band room into an extra weight room and get rid of the band program altogether.

I wish we had a couple more competitions this year.

[MommyMac]

We had a couple more competitions this year but they were in Hawaii and Jamaica and only the band members and The Sulz could go. All of us poor parents had to stay behind.

I wish i could have afforded to go to Hawaii