Ruin a Wish Network (Forum Game)

[Clayton Hisel]

Its simple, ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make your own wish.

person 1: I wish for a car

person 2: you get the car, but you dont have any tires. I wish for a computer.

person 3: you get the computer, but its older than you are. I wish for a dog.

get it?

I wish for a million dollars!

[Clayton Hisel]

That's all I need.... =)

She brings your stuff back, but it's all broken.
I wish for the blood of 15 dwarves. (like the ones from lotr)

[Olivia Vernon]

you get the blood, but your body rejects it(sorry,i know its lame)

i wish that the santa outfits were done

[Clayton Hisel]

O.O actually no, that pretty original! No one else has thought to respond like that to that particular one =)
hmmm

I wish to be the wisest man alive.

[Olivia Vernon]

(u never ruined the santa outfits!)

you are the wisest man alive, but you are the only man alive

i wish my ankle wasnt messed up

[Clayton Hisel]

O.O forgive me:

okay, the outfits are finished, but they're thin and revealing, and during the parade it gets down to 30 degress...

actually that wouldnt be so bad, cause ten all the Ladies would be all over me. =)

You get your ankle fixed, but you get pneumonia from the parade. =)

I wish to graduate collage with masters degrees in Harmonology. Eschatology, Theology Proper, Phycology, and Philosophy.

[Olivia Vernon]

you graduate with all the degrees, but youre 97 by the time you do, and in a nursing home

i wish other people would reply to this game :)

[Clayton Hisel]

They do, but the game loses its fun, because no one can come up with original ideas

I wish more people would join this site.

[Olivia Vernon]

more people join, but they never do anything as members

i wish for a nintendo wii for christmas

[Clayton Hisel]

You get the nintendo wii, but the armand breaks, and the controller goes flying out of your hand, breaking your tv.

I wish to know what to do with my love life.

[MommyMac]

you know what to do...you wait...and wait...and wait... guarantee you will not find your future bride at Erwin...hang in there...how's that for ruining a wish?

i wish kids would just be kids and concentrate on school and eternity...

[Clayton Hisel]

(oo, your good...) =)

Your kids concentrate on those things, but forget to eat, and starve, rather quickly.

I wish to know exactly how to write a layout code.

[Olivia Vernon]

you know exactly how, but you cant ever get on myspace to use that skill

i wish whoever created HTML code was sent to maximum security, solitary confinement prison for the rest of his life with no chance for parole for the torture that HTML IS