Ruin a Wish Network (Forum Game)

[Clayton Hisel]

Its simple, ruin the wish of the person above you, and then make your own wish.

person 1: I wish for a car

person 2: you get the car, but you dont have any tires. I wish for a computer.

person 3: you get the computer, but its older than you are. I wish for a dog.

get it?

I wish for a million dollars!

[Clayton Hisel]

He is sent there, but he uses his mastery of html to take over the world.

I wish I had am icecream cone.

[Band's Van Man]

You get the icecream cone but no icecream, all the cows quit giving milk

i wish someone would committ on pic's

[Clayton Hisel]

You get the comments, but none of them are nice.

I wish my girlfriend had a laptop.

[Olivia Vernon]

she has a laptop, but no internet on said laptop

i wish i wasnt so freakin alone

[Clayton Hisel]

Your not alone, you have me.

I wish for a rocket launcher!

[MommyMac]

you get your rocket launcher but your belt loop gets hung on it and you get dragged off with it on first launch....bye bye clayton...:(

i wish my head would quit hurting.

[Clayton Hisel]

Your head stops huring. But due to the uneven weight on my rocket,it flies in a curve, the rocket, instead of going straight, hits your house. A piece of furnture hen fall on you, breaking your leg. =)

I wish to have the ability to fly.

[MommyMac]

you have to ability to fly..airlplane..duh

i wish to find some good deals the day after Thanksgiving

[Band's Van Man]

you do find lots and lots of great deals after waiting in lines for hours and hours and fighting someone just for the only one left, just to get up to the check out to find out you had left your pocket book at home. take them back and put them back on the sleves!

i wish that every wish i wished would come true.....

[Clayton Hisel]

Every wish you ever made came true. But I get to go through em all and ruin 'em, just ;like on this thread =)
I wish wishes really were horses

[Clayton Hisel]

they become horse and fill your house... they also fill it with poo....

I wish to know all the didgets of pi.

(hate to go out of turn, but hopefully this will respark things ;) )